Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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