This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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