remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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