What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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