Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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