but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
