I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
false alarm, still single
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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