North Korea, Best Korea!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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