I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Boobs are out for the taking
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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