yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
