So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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