why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I cut my penus on the lid.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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