I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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