I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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