I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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