just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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