I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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