I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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