But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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