And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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