Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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