Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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