his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
send nudes
from the living room?
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