I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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