Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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