garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
