...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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