ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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