I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
