finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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