Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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