NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i've created a new STD.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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