hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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