Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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