Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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