My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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