Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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