Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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