Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This house was built for laser tag.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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