So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
