My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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