That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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