found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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