last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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