wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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