he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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