I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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