can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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