Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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