Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
