One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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