The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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