Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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