just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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