with your own penis?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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