Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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