I wish I could punch you in the face.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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